the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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