i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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