Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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