just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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