Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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