do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
splinters make it hard to masturbate
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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