I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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