so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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