Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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