Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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