Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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