You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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