so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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