please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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