we made out on top of his cat.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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