how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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