Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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