if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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