is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have aggressive nipples.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
This toilet bowl is my home.
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