we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I supernannyed him into submission
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
