So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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