I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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