Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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