No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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