And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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