I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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