Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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