i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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