Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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