My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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