I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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