All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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