my shit smells like andre
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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