All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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