bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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