I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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