Jerry, you need to find god
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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