You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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