so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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