My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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