It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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