can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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