I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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