that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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