People in love make me want to vomit
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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