Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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