Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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