This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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