i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
