Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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